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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby silverfuge » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:23 am

with the power of his
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby Postwreck » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:41 am

Magical cucumber gem of magic
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby silverfuge » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:03 am

which split on contact and
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby Danielisacrab » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:39 am

"Biscuits, Fire, Peanuts!" he screamed,
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby mr-potz » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:43 pm

and so they were formed
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby Postwreck » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:39 pm

The land, sky, and sea
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby silverfuge » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:07 pm

from which nothing could grow
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby silverfuge » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:43 pm

Just wondering since no one seems to have posted in here for a while. Do we restart, lock thread or roast a rabbit over an open fire so I can answer dru's poll?
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby mr-potz » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:50 pm

I vote restart :P
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby Looney » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:07 pm

definate restart...
on day release from the padded room!!!
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Re: The Five Word Story

Postby Dru » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:27 am

[quote="silverfuge"]
Just wondering since no one seems to have posted in here for a while. Do we restart, lock thread or roast a rabbit over an open fire so I can answer dru's poll?
[/quote]Go roast a bunny! They're super tasty :P Also I'm going to lock this thread and make the restart a new one all of it's own so it'll get some more interest.

For your delectation, the story as you wrote it, with minor punctuation edits from me:

Bob was out in his delorean, he loved it dearly, and traveled back in time to the palaeolithic, where he witnessed a man on fire with five colours in his hair - red, green, blue and ugly - and his name was Turok The ugly man from bradford. The sheer sight of him caused a very big explosion from the rear of the bus, upon which was sitting a yellow and green speckled Hungarian horntail dragon, who then rolled a ten sided dice resulting in a 3, so he was compelled to kiss Raska's hairy bottom with the Ferocity of a large, purple lemming with several coats of tartan paint in his hair.

He shouted a battle cry of "LEROOOOOYYYY, JJJENKIINS" before charging into the dark portal going to Narnia, where he would find his lover, a very sexy moustache-wearing weasel with a rather scary looking cucumber. (his lover) began to beat him with the power of his Magical cucumber gem of magic which split on contact.

"Biscuits, Fire, Peanuts!" he screamed, and so they were formed: the land, sky, and sea from which nothing could grow.
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