[00:02] <~Danielisacrab> fuck you. [00:02] <@darkelink> Right now? [00:02] <@darkelink> You are a bit far away for that [00:02] <~Danielisacrab> you've not seen my penis. [00:03] <@darkelink> no. [00:03] <~Danielisacrab> I mean, I could mail it to you and everything. [00:03] <@darkelink> no I have not
0:16 <%Danielisacrab> darkelink: that's like saying "My car won't work because I'm using a dildo as a key"... 00:17 <@darkelink> How do you know I haven't shaped that dildo into a key? 00:17 <@darkelink> Where was that metaphor going? 00:19 <%Danielisacrab> darkelink: if you can shape a dildo into a key then you deserve everything you have coming to you in life. 00:19 <%Danielisacrab> as an ann summers worker/car theif. 00:20 <@darkelink> I have you know, I take my dildo whittling very seriously
<NeoThermic|Work> usually the best solution for both is to cut the end off and start again? <Danielisacrab> oh you <NeoThermic|Work> oh me (they were talking about Networking cables and management of a school... but out of context ftw!)
* Danielisacrab denies all responsibility * MasterQueef puts all responsibility on Danielisacrab * Dru eats the responsibility <darkelink> Now you gain its power! <darkelink> Use it wisely <Mr-Potz> ...with great responsibility comes... panic... and doom?